Thursday, July 26, 2012

104 The situation

The case of the creepy BBQ invasion ...

Sketch_Layout
It is summer, and my disgusting neighbor has decided to do some BBQ white trash style.
Instead of walking downstairs and setup their BBQ in the courtyard, why not place it right on the pathway? (the only means of access to my apartment)... Why the hell not?
And then, leave it there for a while. At first, I am sure that the thing is too hot to move, but then after a few days, it becomes evident that laziness has taken over again and it's only when the boyfriend sees me try to squeeze by and slip on the many grease stains, old meat chunks and whatever other trash that is now lathering the ground, that he decides it may be time to move the shit out of the way.







Dog Park ...
After many repetitions of the BBQ episode, I mistakenly thought that it couldn't get more annoying.
And then it did.
Coming back from work after a very, very long day, I go up the stairs and almost collide with a high wood board that is propped up across the way and jammed up in the railing. I can't go to my apartment. The two annoying neighbor's rats (sorry, dogs) are barking like crazy on the other side of the obstacle. I do realize at that moment that I am in fact in the middle of yet another situation. As laziness goes, we have now reach a new level. Tired of walking the dogs, The boyfriend had blocked of the way with a board and left his door open so that the dogs can run around. This of course includes my apartment and any hope I had to go home unhindered. The boyfriend was obviously keeping an eye out. Or he may simple have heard the loud cacophony or rat barks. Anyway, he came out running and apologizing about blocking my way and promptly removed the obstacle. Which in turn allowed the dogs to jump on me. I put a quick stop to that with a small but powerful threatening move that had them running back inside the hole (referring to the neighbor's apartment).

Life ...

Friday, June 15, 2012

103 I messed up

Welcome back to me.
So, sorry. I know it has been a long time, but for some reason, I could not write or even visit my own site. I am still working on figuring out why this happened. I could say it's a "writer's block" but I don't think I can call what I do here "writing."
A friend of mine told me to get back to it "Right now!" and so I am. Thanks E.
Hopefully this is for good.

In the past few months...
my nephew broke his arm.
my mother broke her leg.
they both live on different continents.

The bitch neighbor came to my door last weekend and told me that the children (visiting nephews) were making too much noise.
I looked at her and said:
"You're joking right?"
I could not believe it, she is the loudest, smelliest most annoying and disgusting neighbor I've ever had and she's the one complaining?
I almost lost it (seriously). Now that I've started the Krav Maga thing again, I can just imagine my fist hitting her ugly ass face. It feels so good.

The Quest
I am looking for an apartment.
and I hate it.

"Light and airy"
seems like there are many, many interpretations of that phrase. The last apartment that I saw was advertizing porthole size windows and a living room so narrow that if I stand in the middle, I can touch both walls by extending my arms.

"cozy"
or another small living room with a tiny window (a porthole really) on one side and an open kitchen on the other. It all seemed alright until I realized that there was no refrigerator and that the only logical location for the one I would have to be is in that same living room.

"clean"
-"We just shampooed all the carpets" .... Standing right in front of a pretty big yellow stain on the carpet, in the middle of the room.

"completely renovated"
The guy just renovated the whole apartment.
When I walked in, all I could see was the kitchen. Beautiful tile work, great appliances, stone counter tops, dishwasher, hardwood floors and skylights. The perfect setup.
After looking at this gorgeous kitchen, my eyes immediately locked on the big window in the living room. It's a large, open window that opens ... Directly on the pink wall of the building next door. I would say about 6 feet separate the window to the pink wall.
There is a tiny bit of open sky at the top, but you really have to put your face on the window and look up to see it.
There are a few openings in this pink wall. Three small windows that gave me a eye level view inside 3 showers. Beautiful.

My First Name
I was watching a reality show last night and one of the contestant had my exact name. Same spelling, same pronunciation ... That has never happened to me. I was aware of the existence of "Other Me" in the world but I was never confronted with it directly. I was shocked and for some odd reason I got very uncomfortable. How weird is that? I guess for me, my name is my individuality and I have never had to confront the reality that someone else has the same name, I don't know anyone else who has had the chance to spend so many years of their lives and never EVER encounter someone else with the same name.

Last week I discovered this lady ... Rumer.
It's a little bit weird for sure, but fascinating at the same time.





Last week I discovered this show ...
I think I like it. We'll see what happens in the next few weeks.







Wednesday, February 29, 2012

102 Into the Fold


My two nephews came over last weekend. Their combined age is about 6 1/2.
This is what I did with the TV prior to their arrival ...
The big shrink wrap















Yep.




As the days go by ...
Thank you Picard for being the best captain EVER and for providing me with endless hours of entertainment ... 

Hey! who's that last girl supposed to be?






While I've been working these last couple of months, I have enjoyed listening to all 7 seasons of ST:TNG [for the non-nerd, if you haven't figured it out yet, I am talking about Star Trek: Next Generation.] Yes, you heard me, I am not actually watching it that much, just listening. And that is changing the experience completely, it's a whole other show. There are some things such as Beyveyrley [i.e. Dr Crusher] who is turning out to be the most annoying character/actress to listen to. I had heard people hating on her, but I had always defended her saying she wasn't that insulting. However, as a listener, I have to say, I found her annoying in over 150 episodes. There is something about that voice...
And then I also noticed that Diana Troy is by far the worst actress of the bunch, listening to her, enhances the flaws of her performance to the point where it cannot be ignore. Maybe her looks distract us from really getting to the truth because, there's no ambiguity here, she definitely sounds like she is reading a script [which she is].
Oh my!

The Higgs ...
In September 2011, the Opera experiment reported it had seen neutrinos traveling faster than the speed of light. That was HUGE news.
[see earlier post called: Be Infinite]

I want to travel that fast!















The team has now found two problems that may have affected their test in: one in its timing gear [causing lower results] and one in an optical fiber connection [causing higher results].
More tests will determine just how much they affect measured speeds.
Collision inside the accelerator















I ask you: "What the fuck?"


 Drive

Great Jacket



















Several months ago I saw Drive and was blown away by how much it exceeded my expectations. The last time that happened was when I saw Timeless. I saw both movies in the plane, so maybe there's something to be said about THAT great viewing experience.
When I watched Drive, I wasn't completely awake at the time so the whole thing is fuzzy and dreamlike but I remember that it seemed like I was having a "bunch of fun." It was great.
The reason I am mentioning the movie right now, other than telling people to see it [without explanations or any review on my part] is that between episodes of ST:TNG I have been listening to the soundtrack and it's bringing it all back to me again.

Enjoy this one, it's free.




Neighborly ways
Here is the latest update on the next door neighbors:  Still assholes.



Tuesday, February 14, 2012

101 Resistance is futile

Surrendering to the black hole

My neighbors are at it again. I am having more and more difficulties getting to my door. The walkway is less than 3 feet wide! For the past few months, things [ie: trash] have been piling up and I am completely obsessed with it. I think about this all the time.

I don't know what's in there





















There are now 6 pots with ugly dying plants, a gigantic dirty rug, a couple of floor mats and some trash. There are also a couple of small noisy dogs that bark all the time.

Since this weekend, an old disgusting chair has also appeared.

The thrift store chair
















It is very close to my kitchen window and so whenever the guy sits in it to smoke his join, I get invaded with the aroma. I am so fucking tired of this invasion. The noises, the smells, the bad music and now the trash on the walkway ... Too much. I am thinking about revenge tactics but I haven't come up with anything good yet. I used to turn my shower on when she [the girl neighbor] was taking her shower and that used to turn the water either really hot or really cold and she would cuss loudly enough for me to hear every word. But now, they've fixed the plumbing so I can't do it anymore.
However, it won't be long before I find a way, since I think about it 24hrs a day, something good is bound to happen.
I am soooo tired.


 The Blissful ...

It's beautiful in LA. I am not wearing socks today.
Me




















The Indefinable notion of Freedom

Someone shot Legos into space ...


I dig that.

 

 

 

 

 







And someone else compared my project to The Bork Collective.

Dallas Museum of Nature and Science


-By Jame Williford
"A large cube floating over a landscaped plinth.” That’s one of the phrases that the public relations folks at the new Perot Museum of Nature and Science chose to describe the building that, over the last two years, has risen out of the ground in downtown Dallas. “Plinth,” the informational packet handed out at today’s media tour helpfully explained, means “roof” — at least, according to whatever dictionary the Perot PR team relies on, that’s what it means. So we’re to imagine this rather severe-looking, 170-foot-high, 180,000-square-foot hexahedron hovering just above its 4.7-acre site next to Victory Park. Yes, hovering.

Now, initially, I was hesitant to compare the structure to a Borg vessel. First, because it makes me sound like a Trekkie. (But, then, I suppose I am.) And second, because it seems obvious. (I’m not the first to point out the similarity between the Perot and the mobile homes of Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s archenemies.) But it’s almost unavoidable. The Borg were collectors of knowledge with a marked bent for geometrical form — not at all, it seems, unlike the decision-makers at the Perot who chose architect Thom Mayne, the Pritzker Prize-winning head of Morphosis Architects, to design their new institutional digs.

And then there was the tour itself. Whatever lingering misgivings I had about pursuing a Perot-Borg comparison went out the window when Mayne, responding to a reporter (not me) who suggested that there are those in Dallas who “hate” the design, likened his creation to a lunar landing module. “It’s not about liking or disliking it,” he said. “It’s about understanding it — its scientific logic.” He meant that, from the outside, the design is, as he put it, “systematized in geological terms,” that it’s meant to look something like stratified rock. Still, there was something cold, sterile, unfeeling about his defense of the Perot’s aesthetic.

Things only got weirder as the tour progressed. Borg-like, Mayne insisted that the building wasn’t his “in any way,” but “absolutely a collective effort,” the end result of “hundreds of thousands of discrete conversations.” At one point, Walt Zartman, of Hillwood Development Company, said, “Literally, the building is coming alive.” His “literally” made me chuckle, then shudder. And, finally — the crowning touch — in the Gems and Minerals Hall, a tour docent described a huge geode that museum-goers can open and close by spinning a wheel as “an alien egg.”

Yep, the Perot is a Borg ship, come to collect and disseminate the knowledge of our race.

Scary? Not really. The thing is — as any fan of The Next Generation will attest — the Borg were cool. And so is Mayne’s work. I visited one of his firm’s recently completed projects, 41 Cooper Square in New York, and was thoroughly impressed by both the building’s scarred, undulating shell and the light, almost serene openness of its interior. The Perot isn’t there yet, of course. Right now, its exhibit halls are a mess. And where they aren’t a mess, they’re just bare concrete, waiting to be filled with dinosaur skeletons, ornithological displays, representations of the expanding universe, and whatnot. But I’m looking forward to the finished product, to wandering its exhibitions spaces, seeing the lush landscaping that, eventually, will embrace the building, and grabbing a bite at the cafe.

The Perot is, and even when completed will remain, a stark, imposing structure. But it’s also a truly compelling bit of design — so compelling, in fact, that I’m tempted to call it irresistible. And resistance, my fellow Trekkies will recall, is futile.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

100 Alcatraz ... Really?

First, welcome to the official 100th Post on this Blog. This is both a miracle and an unfortunate necessity. But I will celebrate it all the same.

Hellish week ...
Yes, let's begin this special 100th post on a rant.
Last week was another one of those "shit" always comes in three week.
On Monday I got injured at the gym. I have been waiting to go back to the gym for months now and I just finally got my wish ... When I hurt my damn leg. Hopefully this is not a forever kind of injury and I will be able to go back to my workouts. Patience.
On Tuesday my computer completely crashed. I suspect freaking Skype is the culprit, but I have no evidence yet. So, I waster 2 days getting back to normal. Not so fun.
On Wednesday the car engine light came on. Since I haven't been using it regularly for the past 12 months [damn it] I thought I should take it to the shop immediately and not take any chance.
Now I am driving the most boring rental there is [It's a Dodge Cobalt ... What the F!]. I can't even tell it apart from the other million boring cars around here, so I've had to remember the license plate so that I could find it in the parking lot. 1,000$ later, what a waste of time.

Alcatraz TV series [2012] Fox













The Plot
In 1963,every prisoner and staffer of the infamous Alcatraz prison vanishes without a trace.
The government covers it up and promptly closes Alcatraz and today, the convicts and staff are reappearing.
Detective Rebecca Madsen [Sarah Jones] of the SFPD teams up with Dr Diego Soto [Jorge Garcia], a geek-type dude obsessed with the history of Alcatraz to find one of those convicts who suddenly reappears and commits murders. And that's just the beginning. Someone is bringing these guys back and controling them somehow.
They [Madsen and Soto] begin working for Agent Hauser [Sam Neill], a mysterious and maybe good or maybe bad guy who is involved is all the cover up stuff. 

How bored was I?
I mean, I really couldn't help myself, I lost interest pretty early and only made it through because there was really nothing else to do at the time. I understand that the initial premise of the story might be considered interesting and probably even capable of generating seasons after season of new material [although I wouldn't bet on it]. I think that I am at a point where I cannot muster the patience and curiosity for the "Lost" type of series where everything is a big mystery that gets revealed slowly over the year [and not even in a very satisfying sort of way]. I need something more!

Jorge Garcia, what?
Is Diego Soto the "sidekick." Man oh man, sooooo disappointing. From what I can tell, he is supposed to be the "comic relief" guy. Since none of the other characters have any sense of humor at all and the plot is pretty depressing, he's the only one who should bring some level of levity and relief from all the darkness. And it's not working.













Jorge Garcia is subdued, his reactions are barely visible. A slight eye rolling, a small smirk and one hell of a "raised eyebrow" look that says both I am so sad and I am so happy look. I can't tell the difference.
I understand that this was the pilot and that the characters have to find themselves, but I hope they step to it quick because the Fox execs are not known for their patience and they
obviously have no problem canceling a series after just one episode. [FYI]

Her outfits, OMG!
I don't necessarily adhere to the culturally accepted custom that every woman on screen must always be completely made up, wearing short skirt and low cut tank tops. However, whatever she was wearing was so bad, I was distracted the whole time.
None of the clothes fit, she looked like a 16 year old who ran away from home in 1984. She's had to fend for herself and lives on street. She can't afford to be picky with the clothes and shops at the Salvation Army. Her haircut is homemade and didn't cost her a thing. She's trying to survive by break dancing on the sidewalks. Life is really hard for this chick.
What the Fuck?




















I understand that it is quite annoying when all those supposedly powerful women potraying cops and FBI agents are wearing super high heels you know they can't run in. Or the super tight pants you know they can't scale fences and stuff ...
But please, this is ridiculous and borderline offensive.
Let me give you a hint people of Alcatraz: Look up Audrey Parker on Haven 
Better Right?



















or Olivia Dunham on Fringe that should be a good start.
Real Style





















Thursday, January 5, 2012

099 Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan

Dear France
My departure has been full of regrets and relief. I hate you and I love you at the same time. The paradox is driving me crazy.

Querido Los Angeles, 
Te echo de menos. Te ves asombroso y tu huele estupendo. Saldrás conmigo!

Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan











... Has anyone heard of this show? I was surfing and ended up on G4 and was immediately mesmerized by Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan. It's weird because I even feel uncomfortable calling that a "show." It feels a little bit disrespectful.

I saw an episode with a US Navy EOD unit [Explosive Ordnance Disposal] trying to "clean up" route X. They find, removed and detonate all the IEDs hidden on the road. They have cameras on their helmets and in the trucks and so we see everything. We even see what happens when an IED explodes right under one of the trucks [Buffalo]. The guys inside came out alive but really shaken up.
In another truck, Ricky [soulstealer] tries to get out and there is an orange trip wire right outside his door which means that they are sitting on a bomb. After some discussion, he decides to go out and cut the wire by hand. His strategy works, but when he gets back in the cabin, he can't talk right away, although his face doesn't show it, he is still so freaked out, he needs a moment to recover.

That's a close one














At one point, the bombs kept going off just as the EOD's trucks were passing by and the soldiers figured out that some guy was tracking them and remotely detonating the bombs trying to kill as many soldiers as possible. INSANE. We see it all as it is happening. It's completely terrifying.

The last episode I saw was called "Firefight", it was the most intense hour of television I've ever seen in my life. Bombs, ambushes, firefight, explosions and casualties.
If you can take it, you got to see it.
Here is a small sample:

 


Titan and Dione

With a balanced atmosphere. Wow!





















Tuesday, December 27, 2011

098 Be infinite

My last investigation of 2011

I did achieve something important this year. I ended it completely obsessed with understanding the Higgs Boson particle. But in order to even grasps that, I had to go back to the beginning.
The particles
Th elementary particles [and their spin]
Fermions, quarks and neutrinos
And then the photon [s1] and the graviton [s2]
And then finally the most exciting ideas floating aroud: Dark matter and Higgs Boson.

Guys, I am so proud of myself, I know understand the basics of this image:

Standard Model of Matter
















I am still learning and there's still a lot of confusion floating around in my tired brain. I just wish I knew a theoretical physicist, to talk about all of this.

In the meantime, check out the ATLAS experiment at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.


My first thought of 2012
Do you think human beings can truly understand infinity? Not just as a concept but a true understanding of something without boundaries. Is it beyond human comprehension? Are we biologically incapable of grasping the concept? Or is it just a matter of culture? Or learned thought processes?

What's up with "our" 13.75 billion year old universe?
I've often pondered this:
If "our" universe if infinite, how come it is also expanding?
that's true right? If you are expanding into something, there must be a boundary to expand against, or there's nothing to grow into ...
But then, I realize that we were never actually told that "our" universe is infinite. I just assumed it.
Well, apparently we can't see that far because of the limitations imposed by light speed. The rules are: we can't observe space beyond the limitations of light and so we can't know for sure what the size of the universe is finite or infinite or both or neither. [What the fuuuuuuuck?]

I do vaguely remember Einstein's theory of relativity and something about things mathematically moving towards infinity. All of this is abstract, but there is not mention of real, meaning "non-abstract" state of infinity. I may be wrong and I will begin 2012 with this first investigation.

My first wish of 2012 


Look, there's even a knife involved




















Seeing my Krav Maga instructor again and not make a fool of myself by not being able to get through the lesson because I am so out of shape [I got winded yesterday walking up the stair to my bedroom and it really freaked me out, just thinking about going back to LA and doing that intense workout again, FREAKING OUT]




Happy New Year.



Monday, December 26, 2011

097 Prometheus

The new "much awaited" trailer from my best friend Ridley Scott has arrived. Unfortunately not much of a plot in there. Just an amalgam of lovely shots. This is worrying. They've disseminated the information very sparingly for a while now. A poster, an image and tiny interview and now a trailer that doesn't reveal much at all. Not that I am waiting for ANY spoiler at all, but just confirmation that this is worth all the hype.
Anyway, here is the latest trailer. You will enjoy this one [promise].



This week I walked along this ...

dog shit on the ground right outside the frame















Still in the South of France, in that very small part of the country where it's always sunny and just simply beautiful.
Do I dare criticize? Well, I won't do it directly, I will just mention that everybody is bringing their dogs on the beach [I am sure horses were involved as well]. As to the result of this unfortunate fact, I will let you come to your own conclusion.
This is so annoying, instead of enjoying the view, the air and the sun, I am walking around with my head lowered, eyes to the ground, ready for anything.
It was so much fun.

As far as the rest of the life "ramblings" I don't have much to say right now. That's because I am basically away from everything, taking a break from the densities of Paris, The disgusting dirtiness of urban living and the Assholes of life.

It's a change for sure. And it won't last long ... Be patient.

Another Earth[s] called Kepler-20e and Kepler-20f

Discovered and coveted













I just discovered ...

Well, it's no "Earthlike planet" for sure, but I started to watch The Big Band Theory.
The reason why I've always refused to watch it is because of Johnny Galeky. I don't know what it was, but when I was younger and I saw Roseanne [show] I was extremely disturbed by the Darleen and David relationship and never got over the disgust. So I ignored Big Bang Theory for ... well ... just about 5 seasons.
And then what the fuck? I just learned that he was born in Belgium! I can't believe it. I thought we might have met at some point but no, I don't remember him at all.

Anyway, I am not exactly sure what happened, but nevertheless, I started watching the show and now I can't stop. I am still slightly uneasy, but I got over it thanks to one character: Sheldon Cooper. He's the genius theoretical physicist who is incapable of adhering to any social standards ... Lack of understanding or irony and sarcasm, no rational romantic interest, a type of behavior that is not just eccentric but full on obsessive-compulsive [in my opinion].
I also like the engineer Howard Wolowitz [who doesn't have a Phd] and Rajesh Ramayan "Raj" Koothrappali [who can't talk to women]


Flashy right?













Those guys are eccentrics and nerds to the fullest  ... The only thing is, they're all super intelligent so people understand that, it's what they are. The same guys with lame ass jobs and completely standards IQ would have a hard time in life if they were behaving as the guys are in the show. It's totally unfair for everybody else. Really.

“Yes, well I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected back off of me, returning to it’s original trajectory, and adheres to you.”[Sheldon quote]

Friday, December 16, 2011

096 The Dark Knight Rises [Again]

This week I am here
Somewhere in the South of France














Did you know ...
That last week, I had my last meeting with the HG [as in HypnoGuy]. There is still no resolution in my mind as to what games we are playing, but I have to tell you, it's exhilarating. I am still not bored of it and that's already somewhat of a miracle for me. But I just wish I could fold him and tuck him in my purse. Take him out from time to time [as needed] to discuss the "thought of the day."

Tickles














The legend Ends.




Did you know ...
For months, I avoided all trailers,then spoilers then discussion, anything related toThe Dark Knight [2008] because I missed the theater version and I wanted to make sure that I could watch it anyway, in my own time. When I finally managed to sit down and watch it, I was devastated to find out that  midway through the movie I got so freaked out by the Joker and whatever else was happening that I stopped watching and walked away, just like that. Months of preparation and borderline obsessive avoidance became completely useless and all for nothing. What a sad story.
Should I watch The Dark Knight Rises?

Thought of the day ...
NASA is certainly having some image issues lately, especially with all the "We're not going to send anyone in space anymore."
I understand the logic, but still, sending Man into space is more than money and logistics at this point. It's a dream, it's power and it's bragging right. Who, around here, is not pissed off that the Russians and the Chinese are taking over? Seriously.
And then this week, I found that John Grunsfeld [former astronaut and physicist] has been named the ... [and hold on to your seat on this one, because that's a very wordy title]
New associate administrator for the Science Mission Directorate.

Now, let's be clear, I am not mentionning this because it's such an exciting news to me. I am mentionning this because the announcement was accompanied with this great pic:
Funnyyyyyyy Space Man



















I was laughing pretty hard. AND THEN, believe it or not, that's not even the most pathetic part of the story. This picture of John Grunsfeld immediately reminded me of something I saw a few years back, I dug it out and here it is ...

I do request you




















Memories are funny this way.

Battleship
Did anyone ever think that they would at some point run out of ideas and comic books to base their movies and remakes on? But wait! What about scrabble, monopoly and Trivial Pursuit?
Well, here is Battleship. The trailer looks alrrright. Just not special. I hope I am wrong.




Wednesday, December 14, 2011

095 Hell On Wheels

The AMC effect
Let me start by saying this: "I have always hated Colm Meaney, for no reason at all." There I said it.
He first came to my attention as Miles O'Brien, the transporter chief on the USS Enterprise [ST:Next Generation]

Look at that ugly "smugface"



















The role was quite small at first, so I just had to ignore him, but as the years went by Miles seemed to take more and more screen time. At the time, I just thought that everything about him was completely wrong. The tone, the look, the accent, the overall face ... I don't know. Again, there is absolutely no real reason for the dislike.

This dislike turned into hate when Miles O'Brien reappeared as the Chief of Operations on Deep Space Nine [Also as Chief Engineer on the USS Defiant]
Man oh man, that was just ridiculous. That bogus friendship with Dr Bashir and that bland and uninteresting relationship with his wife Keiko .... What a useless character.

His subsequent appearance in TV shows such as Law and Order: CI and Stargate: Atlantis brought him in and out of my life like a looser acquaintance I could never get rid of.












This brings me to December 2011. A date to remember [surely]. I discovered this little show on AMC called Hell on Wheels.

















Here is a short synopsis of the series [as I understand it, which doesn't say much]

Well, there is this guy who's wife was killed by a Union soldier [the whole thing happens in 1865]. So while looking for the killer, who, if found is going to get it big time, the guy ends up in a settlement that is built around the first transcontinental railroad construction site. So, I am guessing the settlement moves around with it. Colm Meaney plays Thomas 'Doc' Durant the rich entrepreneur who is [I think] overseeing the construction and managing the workers.
He is an overweight and shifty little fellow with tiny little eyes that always convey a certain level of  cunning-sleaziness. And yet, I am able to appreciate him [miracle!]

Still with the smugface














Portrayed on this show are:
Slaves, Native Americans [called Indian in this period piece], preachers, whores, drunks, vengeful armed guys, greedy businessmen, a lot of horses, a lot of mud and dirt, sweaty and basically unwashed smelly looking bodies.
It's pretty cool.
I missed the pilot but I have seen 5 subsequent episodes and I still feel like I've missed the most important setup of the series. I am still not exactly sure what's going on in all the A and B and C plots and subplots [my bad, I am actually streaming this on a 9in square screen, so it's not easy to catch everything]
But for some reason, I am still watching and would love to be able to discuss this with someone else since I seemed to be the only one watching this show.


Other Cool highlights of the day

Light hitting a bottle











A camera capable of visualizing the movement of light has been unveiled by a team of scientists in the US. The equipment captures images at a rate of roughly a trillion frames per second.

The 39th anniversary of the last moon-walk


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

094 SciFI Interlude

Lock-Out!














With Guy Pierce



Cabin in the Woods




















Written by Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard who also happen to be the director of this mysterious flick


Extraterrestrial



















By Nacho Vigalondo



Monday, December 5, 2011

093 Blow(ed)

My last 24 hours in LA were 

... windy. Broken trees, streets littered with papers, vegetation ... And then, around the corner, this beautiful sight:

















That's how bad things got.

Paris ... Welcome back K
It's raining and super wet and humid everywhere. I am going to hate the next 10 days [all just raining and grey as predicted by the weather channel.]

My first ride back on the metro went like this:

Random old woman [whom I will call TOB as in; The Old Bag] gets on the already overcrowded metro. Both my purse and my computer hang from my shoulder.
TOB:
You could lower your bag down on the ground it takes less room.
Me: 
No, I am not doing that, no way. Not  moving it down.
TOB:
It would take less room you know...
Me: [Thinking: Are you insane? What do you want from me B?....]
No, I don't want to lower my bag, it's just inviting pickpockets to go ahead and have a good time with my cash.
TOB: 
No one is going to steal it, you're just lowering it down.
Me: [Thinking: Listen Lady ... Your naivete is touching, but you're starting to piss me off]
I don't know why you're insisting, there's no way in hell I am EVER going to let my bag down.
TOB:
Well, there's no need to be rude about it.
Me: [Thinking: Fuuuuuuuuuck me!]
Listen, you asked me, I am answering you, now deal with it.

Weird.



Monday, November 28, 2011

092 LaLa Land

This week I am here:

























It's hot ... So hot that we have to wear flip flops and tank tops ...
It smells good. The air is fresh ...
Mexican food ...
Sun ...
Beaches ...
Peeps ...
And it feel very very good.


The Walking Dead












Watched 5 episodes of season two. This show is just good. I do need to fast forward a few scenes from time to time, but as a whole, I definitely don't do it as much with this show. The only thing that kept distracting me was John Bernthal who plays Shane. He's got the biggest earlobes I've ever seen. They are sooo gigantic and thick as hell, that's all I can see when he's on screen [ close up] It's hard to explain the extend of the problem in pictures, you have to see the show and I hope I am not spoiling the series for everyone.





















The mid season finally has the particular distinction of having surprised me and that's not easy.  Everything else, I guessed and anticipated.

They lose a young girl [Sophia]
They end up on a farm and stay there while scouring the area every day looking for her.
At one point, at the bottom of a well, they find this:












They hope to stay on the farm indefinitely [Overall, it's pretty free of walkers ... or so they think]
They discover that the family on the farm in keeping a dozen walkers hidden in the barn.
They are the mother, neighbors, brother of the family who considers them "sick" and want to preserve and protect them until they can be fixed/saved/helped ... Whatever. Super delusional.
Both the farm family and the group argue about what to do
The options are limited. They can leave the farm which they don't want to do because it's relatively safe there and coincidentally, the wife of the sheriff is pregnant [the baby might not be his either!]
They can remain on the farm, but in that case they have to leave the walkers alone and just adapt to the situation.
Shane totally looses it [for reasons I won't go into but it's an interesting arc]
In the end, through a set of circomstances, the barn doors are opened
They are forced to kill all the walkers. The shooting begins.

Finally, the camera pans out, showing the walkers bodies strewn on the ground.
Standing over them are the others, holding their smoking guns.
And then ... growling, ragged breathing sounds can be heard coming from inside the barn
Something is coming out .... It's Sophia, the girl they've spend this whole season looking for.
Bummer! She's preeeetty dead.
The shock on their faces! Priceless, the scene was shot to perfection. I couldn't help it but hold my breath.

The last beat ends with the sheriff and the girl walking towards each other and then ... He shoots her in the head.
Fantastic.

Here it is: 


Friday, November 18, 2011

091 The Eye Of The Beholder

Went to the Dassault Systems conference at EuroDisney

Met Mickey ...















Saw some great Live simulations ...














Inside the body live 3d view on a 3d TV ...















The Audi R8 ...















Hypno Guy
Went to the Hypno guy last week. We were discussing the idea of beauty and disagreeing on several point. In the end, to prove MY point [which was the right one] I had to recount a very special episode of the Twilight Zone called "The eye of the beholder." He seemed so surprised with the fact that a girl was using SciFi to support a philosophical point. I was annoyed that he was so surprised.















My weekend in the South
I do enjoy my time away from Paris. The south is so relaxing and a complete moment of fresh air. It's been raining hard over there and the roads around the village were under water. No problem, as long as something is going on, I like it.

TV watching
I finally made the decision to stop watching Terra Nova. If I have time later, I might to a little Hulu or OnDemand, but I won't tape the show anymore. It's just not worth it. too bad.

I tried watching Rage of the Yeti because it featured David Hewlett who also directed it. I have to say, this was worst than Morlocks. I couldn't even watch more than about 20 minutes and I felt super generous about it too. That's doubly sad.

I am running out of space on the DVR again. I get home so late that I can't watch more than a couple of hours when I am actually taping 5. That's getting me in all sort of troubles.

Lost Fringe this week.



Tuesday, November 8, 2011

090 Shufalk

On the way to LA ...
















 ... Got upgraded to 1st class on the way back to LA. It is Air France, which is supposed to be one of the better airlines when it comes to first class. Certainly not like Delta or American.
You can't even compare. However, Ultimately I don't really think it's worth it.

Reasons why it's a great experience:
1. Bragging right AND the feeling that you are above everybody else. "Superior" is the word.
For 12 hours, I was the person I usually hate. And it felt freaking good.

Reasons why I can't be bothered:
1. The difference between economy and Business is pretty huge and there is no question about it, the difference in basic comfort level is mind bogling and certainly worth it on these long flight.
But the difference between 1st and business is almost non existant. Really, trust me on this.
The bed is not that much more comfortable and the movies and the same.
2. The TV's were stuck in the furniture, the flight attendant had to use knives to release them.
3. I was really annoyed when the flight attendant kept asking me questions after questions, it was sooooo annoying I could not believe it. She was so intrusive with all her questions. And then she was not even listening to me.
HER:
When would you like your dinner server?
ME:
What?
HER:
You can chose to have you meal [or not] any time.
ME:
I don't know, just go ahead and serve it at the same time as the business class section.
HER:
in 1 hour?
ME:
I don't know, whenever they get their meal is when I want mine.

1/2 HOUR LATER

HER:
The person next to you wants her meal served now, do you mind if I server you at the same time?
ME:
[I said] Uh?
[I was thinking] Why the fuck did we just go through this inane conversation if you're going to serve me at YOUR convenience anyway?

I was so over it.


Back to Paris















I barely saw the time go by. I am already back in Paris, going through the usual motions. The Ahole is still not talking to me. That's fine, F....you too.


Countdown has been restarted the reflect the new dates.

The weather is TERRIBLE. It's very, very dark and gray all day long. It is drizzling every five minutes, it's cold but not enough to cool the underground metro. So, you're freezing outside and sweating in the metro. Just perfect.

The French are getting all excited about "Noel". They're catching on the red and sparkly fever. To me, it just feels wrong here.

Homeless Shufalk
This morning, as I do every morning, I walked underground trying to get to my metro as fast as possible. I keep wanting to take pictures of all this insanity, but I really want to remain stealth-like and I can't get good shots that way. I will keep trying, because this would be much more entertaining to be able to describe with the help of some imagery. It is after all ... PRICELESS.

I had to walk across the homeless dormitory [bunch of guys sleeping on the floor in random hallways] and the homeless bathroom [several corners known to the authorities]. There was this one guy, very smelly who cut me off with his super slow shufalk [shuffle-walk], once again, I was annoyed to no end.
There are soooo many things completely wrong about that. I don't know where to start.

Once again ... 
Tank you Captain Archer for all your support during these trying times.















Screenshot of my desktop. The Xindi sphere from "Proving Ground."