009 What The Fu@*&%*#&$%ck ... I missed Castle Again

I cannot believe I missed it again. This time the DVR did tape it (let’s all be grateful for small miracles), but now it’s the player that doesn’t work …
“Is the world so cruel as to thwart me again? Can I not win this war?” (see post 003 for the previous Castle debacle.)

… Bright spot this morning, The Vman sent me a funny email. Silliness and wisecracking aside, we do have fun don’t we?

FUNNYYY

008 Damn Secretaries

Why does everybody always have to try to change the world or reinvent the fucking wheel -- Who do you think you are? It's a legitimate question. I think it's weird and slightly narcissistic.(I’m just saying!)
If you are anything other than a fictional characters, a God(whichever one you believe in), or if you have less than 100,000 people following you on twitter … Please shut it.
Do your job and enjoy it. Do not try to change everything you know nothing about. Because you are making our lives miserable.

Get over it. I know I will.

007 Cardboard Fantasy

So, I have a new cardboard fantasy … His name is NF and he is cuuute. I was talking to the girls yesterday and they both knew exactly what I meant, one of them said she also has one and he works with us. Too close for comfort. I tried to explain to her, the point of a cardboard fantasy is that from the front it looks yummy, but if you peak at it from any other direction, there is nothing, no substance, it just disappears. You can’t know it, you can’t even live near it. It doesn’t talk and it’s hardly a person really.
D.e.l.i.c.i.o.u.s.

006 Anonymous

Someone I know was walking down the street and saw their reflection in the window of a coffee shop. Exasperated, this person realized that "some things” were hanging out and could not be hidden.
This is what they saw:

Annoying.

005 Whale Tail

We went out for drinks yesterday ...
I couldn’t say no because I’ve already past my quota of refusals for the month. I was due for a yes. It’s a personal code of conduct, I try to abide by it, but it really doesn’t mean anything. I crack myself up sometimes. The internal conflict is a thing of the past. Now, I just say no, I choose what feels best on the spot.
... There was a girl two tables away, who had super low cut jeans and a g-string riding all the way up her crackhole. Someone called the scene:“whale tail”.

004 Mind Drift

(From that stupid screenplay we are trying to write. Only 20% done, still a long way to go.)

MindDrift
-- An altered state of mind that can occur at any time of the day or night. It exists in parallel with StateZero (normal state.)

003 Distress ... I missed Castle

My DVR did not tape my fucking show on Monday night ... This is the one show I am completely obsessed about right now AND I need to see it in order to maintain a constant and fruitful supply of daydream material. This is screwing everything up. AND because I am in fucking Paris, I can't even download it (I am willing to pay for the stupid stuff). The worst is, I know it's going to be canceled, there is no question about it. Call me crazy ... So I have to make the most of it now, while I still can ... I still hope this one lasts more than one or two seasons, as I said, I need material.

In the meantime, I have to keep myself entertained and my mind filled. It turn out that this task is more complicated than I thought. A lot of energy is spent just doing that. I am bored out of my mind (Ah!) most of the time. This has gone on for longer than I care to remember.

Ok, I just lied. It's been: 1 year and 3 days exactly.

002 Paris ... Again

I hear (and it's not a rumor) that we should all find Paris to be the most ROmantic, the most EXiting and the most VIbrant city in the world.
I have one answer for that inane thought: "Fools! ..."
I am in this city too often. If I had a cat back home, it would have died a long time ago (the gold fish and the plant too).
It does make others envious; they tell me so. I put up with it, because I know, they don't know better, they have absolutely no idea.
A word to all ... It’s not worth it. I’ve been doing this for a while. And if this city is the best, then I guess the world is pretty sad.

Charles De Gaulle airport.
“This airport smell of shit and cheese …”

The streets of Paris.
“Taking a big breath only to choke and cough … too much urine and BO in the air.”
“Disinfected the soles of my shoes once … Felt better.”

Smells.
“Can’t go to the bathroom or I vomit from the smell.”
“Someone just vomited outside.”

Seats in the Metro.
“Can’t think of all the asses that have sat on this before.”
“There is vomit on the seats! Metro sucks.“

001 First Impressions

This Blog is a long drawn out rant full of deadpan life observations and convoluted theories on The Nothing.